i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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