So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
