I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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