I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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