ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
