never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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