Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I love having hate sex.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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