Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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