ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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