I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
