At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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