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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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