Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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