Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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