Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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