You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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