So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
this will be a night to untag.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Randomize
