can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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