Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I understand Curling. That high.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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