please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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