Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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