On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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