It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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