quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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