How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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