can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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