I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
