..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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