idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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