You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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