Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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