I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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