If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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