im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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