Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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