I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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