Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it's like iHOP with fire
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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