Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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