rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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