his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You are a genius and a whore.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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