I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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