I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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