I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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