I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
