So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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