the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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