Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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