Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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