And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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