I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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