Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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