I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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