don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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