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(818): View more from California

why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(432): View more from Texas

He looks like he has a penis

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What the fuck

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A good one, a good penis

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me

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(443): View more from Maryland

Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Fuck me I smell like cheese

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