It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The feeling are messing with the penis
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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