i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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