i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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