Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
